Heh-rho? Ah..do yoo sow sum shop? Yoo know...da kind dat shmells rearry NICE and krean rearry goood?
Me: What do you want?
Yoo know...I need sum shop! Ah...I hab sum greashy ding dat I need to clean off da crack of my ash. I need sum goood stub!
Me: C'mon on..what do you want, or I'm hanging up!
Yoo ah rike a Chinese peepole..making stub pore cheap! Do yoo have sum shop with cum of sum young guy?
Me: Ok, bye.
*click and dial tone*
This is a typical conversation with Jeriko. Don't let the man or his real world job fool you. He is this guy 99.9% of the time in the confines of his home and ours.
Be scared - very scared!
;o)
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3 comments:
Too true....if only people knew the real him, eh?
ha ha ha!
he's got me a few times too!
I knew with the first few words who it was! Haha!
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